What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
welcome to hell
I like video games, books, and writing. (Drawing too I guess) I’m simple. I’m quiet. I have a lot of jokes to tell. And I fucking love to call people names.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!