What is the twin towers least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing"
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Why was Mrs. Claus upset? Because Santa only cums once a year
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of google search results
Yo mama's so stupid she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate"
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with "I think I need to break up with you"
When the school shooter says to get on the ground but the sped kid thinks it's simon says
Wow, you did 10 chin ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb
North Tower: No, that was da plane
Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side
(Omg omg literally dislike im so cringe)
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog