I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Wednesday
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Knock,knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot. ?!
What’s cheese that’s not yours? NACHOCHEESE!!!!!!!!!
I like my coffee black. Just like my soul.
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
“It’s a purple face!!!!”says Yellow Face. “Oh!!!! Racist!!!!”says Purple Face.