What do Jesus and a painting have in common? They hang by nails
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Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit
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What do garbage bins and horny women have in common? They wait to be filled with a big load
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What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", one of my best friends would still be alive
My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools