uuymom1 year agojack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughterplease like this. i bet my friend 20 bucks that i would get to 15 likes before him
uuymom1 year agoa favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
uuymom1 year agoThis chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
uuymom1 year ago*School shooting happens*Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*American student: "First time?""yeah you?American student: hahaha. no, not my first time
uuymom1 year agoWhen I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck π»π£
uuymom1 year agoI lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
uuymom1 year agoPOV: The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.meπ
uuymom1 year agoa 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. her: " crap! my mom is going to kill me!"the fetus : "lol same here"