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Tyler The Creator is the GOAT
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.