As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers : )
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why are orphans not boomerangs because they never comeback
jack and jill went up the hill to find there dad again
yo mama so fat that when she fell i didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
why do i tell bad jokes im a lesbian
why did the italian cross the roadc'era un uliveto