What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Why are so many Americans stupid? Cause they shoot the ones that go to school
Wives are like Grenade’s. Pull the ring and the house is gone
Q: what’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf hitler?
A: One got to finish a race
Q: what’s stronger than family?
A: whatever tree Paul walker hit
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
I was blessed with a 9inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now
What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?
Miscarriage
Vagina jokes aren’t funny,Period
I once told a chemistry joke....sadly it got no reaction
I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try
I asked my mom why dad was so pale and sick, she said shut the fuck up and keep digging
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
Q: what’s worst fingerbanging your sister? A: finding your dads wedding ring
Before jane, was tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort
My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer