How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail it’s hand to the floor
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What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin, I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t got killed yet.
Long live the quee—Oh wait....
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house
The daughter walks up to her father and he asks him “Dad can I ask you something?” The father says “Of course, what’s your question?” The daughter replies and asks “How do you feel about abortion?” The father says “Why don’t you ask your sister?” The daughter replies “I don’t have a sis-“
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.