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MisterDussel
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What is a Bio?Are we in Biology-Lessons?
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
The snowballs.
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What is Mario's favorite website?
- Yahoo!