MisterDussel

If you ever thought you were gay, remember that cockroaches exist.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs.

How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?

Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Mary."

"Mary who?"

"Marry me!"

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

What's the opposite of Jason?

Jasister.

Why does Trump play Minecraft?

'Cause he can build walls.

"Hey, what does IDK mean?"

"I don't know."

"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."

A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.

Everybody asks, "What's up?" but nobody asks, "What's down?"

Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?

Snoopy Dog.

What's the difference between school and Hell?

There is no difference.

What is Mario's favorite website?

- Yahoo!