Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American
Like if you know someone emo
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?