You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
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Bee Jokes: "Hello"
"Oh hello buzzy!"
"Why are ya calling me Buzzy this whole time?"
"Because you BEE BUZZing! (Laughs)"
"It's not funny! Jokes are the worst, although I hate those Bee Jokes!"
"Chillax bro. Don't BEE a hater of jokes dude! (Laughs)"
"Aagh! You always had a choice, but I will sting ya face!"
"No! You BEE like pollen to make HONEY-moon. (Laughs)
"Stoooop!! I'm outta here, your worst fan."
"Fan?"
"Yes, your worst fan!"
"No! Fan!"
"What?! Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!!!"
"Ohhh! Buzzy's looking BEE-wind! (Laughs)"
Pokemon:What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that’s in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my pest friend, In a whirl’d you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Pokemon!
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
What do you call a Pokémon who can’t move very fast? A Slow-poke.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
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Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves? Buy more earplugs!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea? A LightBulbasaur.
Pokemon:Why was Hypno so energetic? He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
What do you tell a stressed-out Pokémon? “Kakuna Rattata!”
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.
Pokemon:Are you a Flareon? Why? Because you’re a sexy fox.
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle? Weedle Knievell.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
Pokemon:Why did the Miltank cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Pokemon:What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show? Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude? Let’s rock!