lucifer Morningstar 666

"That's it. Almost there. Now presenting... the magic-tastical back flipping rubber duck! Haha! That spits fire! Hoo hoo hoo! Hold the applause please, okay. Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh god, who am I kidding? This sucks!"
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anybody want some ducks ( grabs a duck and presents it it back flips in my hand towards my face ) oh sh- (it spits fire in my face) I AM FIREPROOF!!!!