
LUAISY4EVA!
A friend of mine says Baguette all the time cuz she is French
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean (uh)
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS????
(doesnt have bossbar)
u make sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you
What is Puss In Boots' favourite boot brand? CAT!
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes and mars was blind due to it's frequent sandstorms so it let Phobos and Deimos to be its moons
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill
And he needed a painkiller pill
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy Daisy Duck Daisy Wells Daisy Dove Bloom
Princess Peach is a BUM!