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Luaisy is the Aussiest, best, dopest and most youthful couple - LUAISY4EVA!, 2022 Im sorry but the old LUAISY4EVA can't come to the phone right now Why? Oh, Cuz she's dead.

Registered on 9/8/2022 · 9 followers · Last active 5 months ago

What's a pedo's favorite snack?

Sour Patch Kids.

Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.

Garuda Indonesia 421:

Sully's co-pilot:

Your mom is so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory!

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

BREAKING NEWS

All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.

The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.

You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."

You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!

My princess choice

The image is a four-panel meme. In the top left panel, a person is shown with their hand up, rejecting something with text saying: "oh hell no, ugly, she's a butt". In the top right panel, Princess Peach is shown. In the bottom left panel, the same person is shown with a positive expression and a small image of Mirabel saying: "ahh that's more like it, beautiful. She's Mirabel". In the bottom right panel, Princess Daisy is shown.

A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.

What is Puss In Boots' favorite boot brand?

CAT!

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"

JACK AND JILL 2.0

After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,

Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,

And Jill screamed "Chill!"