Kayla

I’m not saying you’re ugly, but you’re the reason God created miscarriages!

Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "

*Weird background music*

what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.

Y'all follow me plz