Your forehead is so big you could roast meat on it.
GG Miller
This is the Polo Gang..
Just posting corny dad jokes.
Why was the leper hockey game canceled? It was because of a face-off in the corner.
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia Here's hoping you do too.
we all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when : 1 he staring mighty hard at yall. 2 when your friend know you gon get your *ss beat. 3 when your friend say he not gon jump in ( you know he lying.
Time waits for no man, time is obviously a woman.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
Where did Josh go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
How did the digital clock show off to its mother? Look, Ma, no hands!
What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.
Yo mamma so ugly, even Ripley wouldn't believe it
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who there father's are.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it sum ting Wong
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
; Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had 'no-body' to go with.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken