GG Miller

This is the Polo Gang.. Just posting corny dad jokes.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said, “Parking fine.”

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery... I’ll kill him with my bear hands.