I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
Fred
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.