Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... the boat dock
welcome to hell
I like video games, books, and writing. (Drawing too I guess) I’m simple. I’m quiet. I have a lot of jokes to tell. And I fucking love to call people names.
What do guns and gum have in common?... when you pull one out, everyone wants ta be your friend.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?....... Frostbite.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested? For fingering the minor.
What does a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Jimmy: why did the chicken cross the road? Joe:why? Jimmy: to get to the idiot’s house Jimmy: knock knock Joe:who’s there Jimmy: it’s the chicken
What’s the difference between a snowMAN and a snowWOMAN?
THE SNOWBALLS!