my suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks
Fellow
Goodbye guys, I'm out of this dump. (this was a lie, I'm back)
if someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, your the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person
alcholics don't run in my family, they drive
why where the twin towers mad? cause they order pepperoni and got plane. (yes its plain, shut)
five more days. (this was posted on 9/6)
what do you call a virgin form Alabama? an orphan.