What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope
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I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
WHY ANIMALS IN POLAR REGION HAVE THICK FUR? BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A BARBER 🤣🤣🤣
Where Do Otters Come From? Otter Space.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Towing ropes can't be learned They must be taut.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
I AM GOING TO WRITE A BOOK CALLED "1001 JOKES" AND I WILL POST MY JOKES EVERY DAY AND THE MOST LIKED JOKES WILL BE IN THE BOOK "AND AGAIN THIS IS NOT A JOKE" :)
By the law you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on a floor But only for like twenty seconds
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
TELL ME WHAT TYPE OF JOKE DO U PEOPLE WANT NOW
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
How does a penguin build a house? **Igloos it together.**
