I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
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#freeopal
SABRINA CARPENTER ENOUGHH MMGH AHGH MM
hellokitty is mommy
I love you emily <3
⋅* ‧₊ "ʷʰᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉʸ ᵒᵛᵉʳ ʳᵉᵃᶜᵗ." ‧₊˚
Right's to all the rooms in the German sex dungeon ˙—
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
What's a flat chested emo called?
A cutting board.
What's a opran family photo called?
Selfie.
