What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)
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All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
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DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.
Dark..Humor :)
DH: What do you call an orphan with parents?
A: I don't know... what?
DH: Kidnapped. :)
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Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
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Today I passed the exams to be a funeral director!
Too bad it's a dying trade. :)
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One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad... Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
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A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
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D: Johnny Johnny J: Yes papa? D: Eating sugar J: No papa! D: Telling Lies J: No Papa D: Open your mouth, Now full of cock. :)
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DH: What did Vegeta say to Bulma? A: What? DH: Can I show u my new move it's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK. :)
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Beating the Akatsuki is easy... Naruto should've used painkillers instead. :)
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DH: Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang A: Why? DH: Because there all Sharing..GONE :)
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You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
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DH: Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?\ A: Why? DH: Because it would be useless. :)
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Twin monks who ring the church bells died.
Now they are dead ringers. :)
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A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
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DH: How does an orphan call his parents? A: how? "..."
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DH: What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart? A: What? DH: Chidori. :)
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Do they say you are what you eat? That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
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