Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
ButtStomper
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awsome!๐ฅ๐ฅ
Yo mama so fat when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper
Americans: i will cook the pizza Italians: I Cooka De Pizza
I Didnt ask:โ๏ธ
Im sorry but it doesnt seem that anyone meeded this information and there doesnt seem to be any chance anyone will need this imformation in the future: โ๏ธ
What do you call a nun on a bike? Virgin mobile
Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.