There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
ButtStomper
How comes if you bite your tongue by accident it hurts but if you bite your tongue on purpose it doesnt? Also why are you biting your tongue right now?
Yo mama so fat when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the last supper
WOW this ultra realistic jenga is awsome!๐ฅ๐ฅ
Americans: i will cook the pizza Italians: I Cooka De Pizza