What's the best part about dead baby jokes, they never get old
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Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
What kind of band never plays music?
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
what do you call two Mexicans playing basketball: Juan on Juan
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.