Teahcer: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.
Student: which end?
Teahcer: At the end of this ruler is a idiot.
Student: which end?
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So i kicked my step sis out the house.
What the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
Why cant the Skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has 'No Body' to go with!
Whats white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
When does a kid become a Orphan?
When the parents leave.