🎆 New Year's Eve
Lil Johnny👦: "Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight!"
Mom👱🏻♀️: "Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?"
Dad👨🏻🦰: "Son, if you don't leave, it'll bang on your head!"
🦄 Entity
I like Unicorns🦄, Anime🌌 and the Stars⭐.
I'm German🇩🇪, comin from Earth🌍 and otherwise my identity remains a secret...🕳️
≈Position from here: 52° 7' 32'' N, 1° 42' 12'' W
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
What if your Corona test is neutral?
What does a killer say in the shower in the morning?
- Splish splash, I'm gonna slash...
What does an Foreign say, when he comes to America?
I don't know, i dont speak foreignish...