✨Jassy✨

2 years on the site 🎀🎉🥳🎁 Pookies:Nat,Arson,Ryleee,Amyyy,Kayla,Free Smartt,Chxl<333 Kayla my wifeys fr fr 💍 💍 💍 # Mr.Nibbles for life<3

Registered on 1/14/2023 · 111 followers · Last active 1 month ago

Me everyday

Damn and i thought i was dumb

A conversation between thalia grace and ashton parkes. thalia asks 'what 3+5' and ashton answers '35'. thalia then states 'very close' and gives the correct answer '8'.

✨Jassy✨

2 years ago

*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.

*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.

*Me sits down in the chair*

*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.

*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.

*walks out without paying*

*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.

*customer:* I told u she would.

✨Jassy✨

2 years ago

It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

Me with lonelylune

Like if you can relate

The image shows a person in a white tank top and blue pants with a green beanie, posed in a dancing stance with the text "No one: Babies at 4:00 AM:" above them.

Two memes in one

My life all of the time

A black and white cartoon image of Tom the cat reaching for something on the floor. The word "Life" is placed over his head, and the word "Happiness" is placed near his paw on the floor. The image has the source "sonhadorcontraditorio.tumblr" at the bottom right.

OOF

lmao

Lmao

Period Cardi

My mom when i was younger

A man with a slightly annoyed smirk is looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "Me when my kid trips over the toy I asked him to pick up 100 times."

Period

If you can relate follow me pls

The image shows a text about promises and expectations, with rain drops as a background. The text reads, "Don't Make Me A Promise. Don't make me a promise you can't keep. Don't tell me things that you don't mean. Don't whisper sweet nothings that I can't hear. Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there. Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday. Don't give me things then ask me to pay. Don't say you remember then forget. Don't make me believe you then have regret. Don't say its the truth when its a lie. Don't say hello to tell me goodbye. Don't say this is real when its make believe. Don't say how you feel then act differently. Don't make me laugh then make me weep. Don't make me a promise that you can't keep." At the bottom, it reads, "AngelinaBlue2010".

✨Jassy✨

2 years ago

These memes got me re-thinking life

A Twitter post with the text '*hits blunt*' above the question, 'If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly why did it fall off?' Below the text are two images of a person with different expressions.

✨Jassy✨

2 years ago

This meme got me rethinking my life

The image shows a meme with the text "*hits blunt* If you pour ice water on a hot dog, does it become a chili dog?" above four pictures of people making a confused face.

✨Jassy✨

2 years ago

this happens to me all of the time

The image shows a meme with text at the top that says, "Me: *Sits in a quiet room* My ears:". Below that, there's an image of Shrek with an open mouth and a distorted face, as if yelling. Underneath is the text "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".

DAMNNNNN

Me all of the time