✨Jassy✨

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Registered on 1/14/2023 · 113 followers · Last active 1 month ago

Me everyday

A brown bear is standing in rushing water with a fish in its mouth. Text overlayed on the image reads: "me, doing something i'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch". The source of the image is given as boredpanda.com

Damn and i thought i was dumb

A conversation between thalia grace and ashton parkes. thalia asks 'what 3+5' and ashton answers '35'. thalia then states 'very close' and gives the correct answer '8'.

*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.

*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.

*Me sits down in the chair*

*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.

*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.

*walks out without paying*

*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.

*customer:* I told u she would.

It was my math teachers birthday a few days ago and i sent him this meme

A cake in the shape of a calculator with the text "Perfect cake for" above it. The cake also has several math equations that equal 43, along with the text "Congratulations on 43 years of service". At the bottom, it says "Your maths teacher's Birthday" with a winking face and laughing emojis.

Me with lonelylune

A cartoon of a small creature holding a baseball bat. The image text reads: "A friend will be there with tissues. But a best friend will be there with a baseball bat shouting 'Who hurt you and do I need a shovel?'"

Like if you can relate

The image shows a person in a white tank top and blue pants with a green beanie, posed in a dancing stance with the text "No one: Babies at 4:00 AM:" above them.

Two memes in one

The image is a four-panel meme. The top-left panel shows a conversation between an interviewer and the person being interviewed, where the person gets hired by just saying "hired". Below it, there's a cartoon character that reacts cheerfully. The top-right panel shows Mr. Bean with his eyes wide open, and the bottom-right panel shows Mr. Bean lying down sleeping. The text says "Me in post-lunch meetings in office" and "Me in post-lunch meetings while WFH", respectively.

My life all of the time

A black and white cartoon image of Tom the cat reaching for something on the floor. The word "Life" is placed over his head, and the word "Happiness" is placed near his paw on the floor. The image has the source "sonhadorcontraditorio.tumblr" at the bottom right.

OOF

The image shows a text conversation between a bully and a quiet kid followed by a picture of a dial with "OOF SIZE" written below. The dial has settings for "Small," "Medium," and "Large."

lmao

The image shows a comparison between a girls' locker room and a boys' locker room. The girls' locker room is described as the girls being tired after a hard test. The boys' locker room shows a person in a military outfit with a mop bucket. The text overlay says "ASSAULT VEHICLE ACQUIRED".

Lmao

A baby is sitting and looking at a phone with a serious expression. The text on top says: "When my friend doesn't reply in 10 min. ME:(On google)". A small text on the right side says: "Be my permanent." The text below the image says: "Quotes about fake friend."

Period Cardi

The image contains two pictures of Cardi B. On the left, she is looking with a neutral expression. On the right, she is laughing holding a teacup. Underneath is text: "them: are you in love with anybody in your life? me: yeah, myself."

My mom when i was younger

A man with a slightly annoyed smirk is looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "Me when my kid trips over the toy I asked him to pick up 100 times."

Period

The image shows a text overlay: "I'm not really single. I'm dating myself. I take myself out to eat. I buy myself clothes. I love me. I'm awesome." Below this text, the image shows Mr. Bean on a beach with his arms outstretched.

If you can relate follow me pls

The image shows a text about promises and expectations, with rain drops as a background. The text reads, "Don't Make Me A Promise. Don't make me a promise you can't keep. Don't tell me things that you don't mean. Don't whisper sweet nothings that I can't hear. Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there. Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday. Don't give me things then ask me to pay. Don't say you remember then forget. Don't make me believe you then have regret. Don't say its the truth when its a lie. Don't say hello to tell me goodbye. Don't say this is real when its make believe. Don't say how you feel then act differently. Don't make me laugh then make me weep. Don't make me a promise that you can't keep." At the bottom, it reads, "AngelinaBlue2010".

These memes got me re-thinking life

A Twitter post with the text '*hits blunt*' above the question, 'If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly why did it fall off?' Below the text are two images of a person with different expressions.

This meme got me rethinking my life

The image shows a meme with the text "*hits blunt* If you pour ice water on a hot dog, does it become a chili dog?" above four pictures of people making a confused face.

this happens to me all of the time

The image shows a meme with text at the top that says, "Me: *Sits in a quiet room* My ears:". Below that, there's an image of Shrek with an open mouth and a distorted face, as if yelling. Underneath is the text "eeeeeeeeeeeeee".

DAMNNNNN

A man is shown in two different photos. In the first photo, the man is wearing a black hoodie. In the second photo, he is wearing a white hoodie. Above the images is written: "*HITS BLUNT* What if someone died in the living room?"

Me all of the time

A statue of an angel with its head in its hand. The text reads: "I have a feeling that my guardian angel sometimes looks at me like this."

Cosmo the Intern

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