𝑺𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒚 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒚 ᡣ𐭩

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

What does my dad have in common with Nemo? They both can’t be found.

A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

My friend said my life was a joke.

No jokes have meaning.

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

What's a flat chested emo called?

A cutting board.

What's a opran family photo called?

Selfie.