425 pound jokes

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

Because all I do is pound it, man, I would put you on my 600 lb life if you didn't weigh a thousand.

I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.