i dont trust trees ...they look shady
your mom
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
your too young to smoke!
that's not even a bad joke-
yo mammas so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
me: why am i an orphan friend: idk me: ask you mom
once i told a abortion joke and this woman was like ̈ive had abortion thats offensive ̈ and i was like ̈i just tell jokes i think what you do is much worse ̈
i was in the bank one day and this old lady asked me to check her balance. So i pushed her over
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted
I see some objects over there... oh never mind, that's a woman.
porky
when my friend says I suck. at something I'm like u swollow
WHy did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has a eating disorder