Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.
yes
what do you call bunny jumping backwards a receding hairline
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back", he was referring to your hairline.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back
But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger, with that, no one will suspect you!
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to
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