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    My Friend- Why does Santa look like that? My 15 Year Old Friend- He has secateurs cancer... Me- I heard its cause he comes once a year. *-Everyone Looks at me-*

    Don't Touch My Truck-By: Breland and Sam Hunt

    You can drink my liquor You can call my lady You can take my money You can smoke my blunt Scuff these Jordans You can say you hate me You can call me crazy, but Don't touch my truck (skrrt, skrrt) Skrrt (yeah, yeah) Skrrt Don't touch my truck (brrp, yeah) Skrrt (woo-oh) Skrrt Don't touch my V8 engine with the windows tinted Boy, we came from the bottom, got it out the mud Whole block jumpin' 'cause the subs stay hittin' If they roll up on me, know I keep one tucked (ooh, yeah) Woo Tell them boys come and get me I be ridin' through the city Young, rich and I'm pretty Homie, don't get it twisted Keep a semi in the hemi (oh) Red cup full of Henny My hitters come in plenties, for real You can drink my liquor You can call my lady You can take my money You can smoke my blunt Scuff these Jordans You can say you hate me You can call me crazy, but Don't touch my truck (skrrt, skrrt) Skrrt (yeah, yeah) Skrrt Don't touch my truck (brrp, yeah) Skrrt (woo-oh) Skrrt Don't touch my Wood grain dash with the matte black finish And it match my shawty with the big ol' butt Know them boys soft 'cause they got hard feelings You can try me if you wanna go and test your luck (woo) Tell them boys come and get me (get me) I be ridin' through the city Young, rich and I'm pretty (yeah) Homie, don't get it twisted (yeah) Keep a semi in the hemi (in the hemi) Red cup full of Henny (yeah, we drinking) My hitters come in plenties, for real You can drink my liquor You can call my lady You can take my money You can smoke my blunt Scuff these Jordans You can say you hate me You can call me crazy, but Don't touch my truck Skrrt Skrrt Don't touch my truck Skrrt Skrrt Don't touch my Woo, ooh, woo, ooh, woo, ooh Don't touch my truck (woo, ooh) Don't touch my truck

    Im going to do a song thats called Falling by Trevor Daniel... so here it goes

    My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything Talk to me, I need to hear you need me like I need ya Fall for me, I wanna know you feel how I feel for you, love Before you, baby, I was numb, drowned out pain by pouring up Speeding fast on the run, never want to get caught up Now you the one that I'm calling Swore that I'd never fall again, don't think I'm just talking I think I might go all in, no exceptions, girl, I need ya Think I'm out of my mind, 'cause I can't get enough Only one that I give my time, 'cause I got eyes for ya Might make an exception for ya, 'cause I been feeling ya Think I might be out of my mind, I think that you're the one My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything My last made me feel like I would never try again But when I saw you, I felt something I never felt Come closer, I'll give you all my love If you treat me right, baby, I'll give you everything I'll never give my all again 'Cause I'm sick of falling down When I open up and give my trust They find a way to break it down Tear me up inside, and you break me down

    Well Cardi B didn't work soooo ama do juice wrld Robbery soo here it Man, what?

    (Haha) This shit funny I was like, "Oof this Hennessy strong as fuck, boy" She told me put my heart in the bag (In the bag) And nobody gets hurt (Nobody) Now I'm running from her love, I'm not fast (Fast) So I'm making it worse (Making it worse) Now I'm digging up a grave, from my past I'm a whole different person (A whole different person) It's a gift and a curse (A gift and a curse) But I cannot reverse it I can't reverse it It was a gift and a curse And now I'm drinking too much, so I'ma talk with a slur Last time I saw you it ended in a blur I woke up in a hearse She said, "You loved me first" (First) One thing my dad told me was, "Never let your woman know when you're insecure" So I put Gucci on the fur And I put my wrist on iceberg One thing my heart tells me is, "Flex on a hoe every time they're insecure" I guess you came through I'm running from you Was your love for real? (For real? For real?) Is your love really true? She told me put my heart in the bag (In the bag) And nobody gets hurt (Nobody) Now I'm running from her love, I'm not fast (Fast) So I'm making it worse (Making it worse) Now I'm digging up a grave, from my past I'm a whole different person (A whole different person) It's a gift and a curse (A gift and a curse) But I cannot reverse it You gave me the runaround I really hate the runaround You really got me paranoid I always keep a gun around You always give me butterflies When you come around When you come around When you come around You let me know love is not the answer Not the answer, not the answer I love to do drugs so mind my manners I get high when you don't decide to answer Phone home, I need to phone home I'm throwing rocks at your window, I need to go home I don't wanna leave I just wanna be with you You, you, you She told me put my heart in the bag (In the bag) And nobody gets hurt (Nobody) Now I'm running from her love, I'm not fast (Fast) So I'm making it worse (Making it worse) Now I'm digging up a grave, from my past I'm a whole different person (A whole different person) It's a gift and a curse (A gift and a curse) But I cannot reverse it

    First Song: Wah Wah Wah by Love For Hire-Your heart Is a milestone, we're only 13, but we feel so grown My mom cut my service, don't hit my phone My parents are home but I feel so alone Don't cry girl, you're just wastin' water If we lived at Sea World, you would be an otter Otter, otter, isn't that odd-a, that I don't have your heart-a Wah, that's the sound of my heart Crying on the highway in a shopping cart Break it once don't break it twice Wipe those tears, put your eyes in rice Our love is tall but I'm scared of heights Your love is my drug, guess Kesha was right I'm in a bunk bed, so there's room for two You play my heart like Peek-a-boo You make my heart go Wah, Wah, Wah, (Wah, Wah, Wah, Woah Woah) You make my head go Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah) You make my heart go Wah, Wah, Wah, (Wah, Wah, Wah, you make my heart go) You make my head go Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, (You make my heart go yeah, I would never do that to your heart) Hey, girl I'm here to stay I wanna hold your hand if that's okay You're my sunshine on a cloudy day I could eat you up like crème brûlée Stop talking, you make my heart go woo Insides stirrin' here comes the poo I might be shy, but so is my crew My heart's so full, but there's room for you Hey, bend it over and stick it out Your booty is a waterfall and I'm in a drought No, we can't end it like this All I ever wanted was my first kiss Girl, you're the one I adore I'll summon your heart on the Ouija board Goodbye, is all I gotta say Even though we broke up cause you thought I was gay Hey girl, I'm all in for you Let's take pics together, and I'll post them too I'll do anything that you want me to As long as that thing isn't leaving you You make my heart go Wah, Wah, Wah, (Wah, Wah, Wah) You make my head go Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah) You make my heart go Wah, Wah, Wah, (Wah, Wah, Wah, you make my heart go) You make my head go Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, (You make my heart go yeah, I would never do that to your heart)

    I am deciding to do songs on this app... so ama type songs. If u want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

    Ok, so i know most or all of you guys hate me and thats fine. You guys most likey no me as a horrible person which idk where u would hear that from. And finally I am truly a good person u just need to know me better. The only reason I fought tina and jack was because i was trying to be nice to another guy. Then i relised what side i should have been. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just im sorry and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else i think all are nice people they just stick up for each other and thats what i relised. So if you still hate me its fine ill be leaving this app soon maybe. Hate makes me sad even though i use it but i know what was wrong i want to join the good side so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.