I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
the guy in your closet
Q: how many children does it take to shingle a roof? A: depends on how thinly you slice them
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice