What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? – Meals on wheels.
People are like potatoes. We may look different, but we all taste the same with a little ketchup.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? – Because the sign says No Tres passing.
What’s a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
What’s a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country.
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
What do you call a Mexican and a pedofile fight? Alien vs Predator
What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean Dip
What’s a Mexicans favorite video game? Borderlands.
Friends are like boobs, some are big, some are small, some are real and some are fake.
Your hairline so far back I learned about it in history class
Your hairline so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there
Your hairline more bent than James Charles’ gender
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
if I had a face like yours I would sue my parents
Everyone’s had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
I got a ps5 for my brother, best trade i’ve ever made
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
Why are Orphans so bad at dodgeball Because no one misses them I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
What game does an emo hate the most? Cut the Rope
I revealed my dick to my girlfriend As she saw it, she said "nevermind, just finger me"
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
queen elizabeth died a couple weeks ago im still trying to find the reboot card
How do you know if your sister is on her period? Your dad's dick tastes funny. What’s worse than fingering your sister? Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Why are emo jokes so infamous? They cut deep. Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore? Turns out it was just a phase. How many emos like anagrams? Some. What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans? Emold. What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader? They both dress in all black and none of them has a father. What do you call flat-chested emo? A cutting board. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares, let them cry in the dark. Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table? It was the Happy Meal. Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake. “Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?” Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.” How do you pull an emo from a tree? Cut the rope. What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn? They’re both white and flavourless. What do emo birds call their mouths? Bleaks. What do you call an obese emo teen? An edgelard. Recommended: Fat Jokes What do you call a gang of emo kids? Suicide Squad. How are cats and emos different from one another? The cat still has 8 other lives. Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms? They are playing Fruit Ninja. What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo? Sonic the Edgy hog. Why would the emo swallow a clock? So he could wake up inside. Why are Emos still around? Because the suffering never ends. What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony? You encourage them. What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer? A toaster. What is the favourite game of an emo? Hangman. Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo? So it could cut itself. A group of friends started an emo salsa band. They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco. What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza? Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.