i was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
silas tremblay
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral.
My ex was orphan as a child I should have taken that as the first sign. If her parents didn't want her, why would I.
A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza? It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before its cool.