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Earnie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Earnie "how did you sleep?" Earnie replied with "I slept amazing I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life." Burt replied with "good to hear, I slept amazing too, I had a dream that I was in heaven surround by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life ten when I woke up my wife was gone.
Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!
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Why are 10 pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Your manna so fat your father will be cumming around the mountain when he cums.
Knock knock
who's there
orange
orange who
orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before.
Say sukki 10 times fast.
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist resort?
It's not hard.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."
Q: What is the worst thing to hear your surgeon say?
A: Oops I dropped my lollipop.
Morbius was awesome and the Batman sucked.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Q: If a cat says to a dog all dogs are liars and the dog says to the cat all cats are liars what does it mean?
A; It means cats and dogs can talk.
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
My friend's 4 year old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
What time is it when you have a tooth ache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty)
A fireman a policeman and a carpenter went on a fishing trip, the fireman and the policeman both have the same father but different mothers and they are half brothers. But the fireman and the carpenter have the same mother and father but they are not brothers, how is this possible?
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I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
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