mr.squad

blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave

yo mamas so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?

my friend: Chunky dunks