me: what's the fifth month of the year Friend: May me: may deez nuts fit in your mouth
lol
why do orphans like water
cuz thay drink it ;)
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly. They give coal. Why coal your prob saying because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
pov: you walk up to your short friend and say how is the weather down there
what do you call a one legged asain?
tie won shoo
a depressed kid tried to give a tree high-five but the tree left him hanging
Yo mama so ugly she made onedirection go the other direction
yomama so ugly she made onedirection go the other direction.
Why do Orphans prefer trucks, because unlike every other it is different.
if an orAnge is orange does that maan its orange
BRAKING NEWS!
LITTLE JOHNNYS DEAD!!!
my mom said that I dont liseion to homaphones but then I said no I listion to headphones
What do you call a cow you can’t see? Camooflauged
what did sally say when she is stuck in the water with kelp. I NEED KELP KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
2+2=4-1=3 quick math
Knock knock...... Who's there... not stephen hawking