A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
joel
A man walked into a bar....He got seven stitches.
The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while. I said that I have been ill
I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee, The man said coffee was only a quarter, I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask it.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late? His wife gave him the cold shoulder.