its better to cum in the sink then to sink in the cum
daddy
how do asians name there kids?
they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
your mum is so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
what did one nut say to the other nut the guy in the middles a dick
little jonny fucked his mum
why did the kid go in the guys van
answer: he thought he was being adopted
im gay
"whats the wifi password" '121i362" "its not working' "what wifi are you trying to connect to" "the united airline" were in the world trade center tho
How does Stephan Hawkings get clean.
He used Tesco car wash.
1v1 me in clash ur trash bro
my money dont jiggle jiggle it folds i want to see you wiggle wiggle for sure
9/11
why dont orphans like pizza because they dont have parents thats why
roses are red violets are blue my bed has room for 2 ;)
(why can't orphans play baseball) because they can't find home
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if best friend tell u that he gay for u what do u do tell well u tell hi oh nice gay ass