What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.😎
Your mom
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes they said they will stop soon
What is a cannibles fav place to eat
Five guys
What Do You call a blind German
A not-see
i gave caillou bleach now he is paler then ever >:)
Why can't orphans play baseball Because they don't know where home is.
What’s the difference between issac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Issac Newton died a virgin!😎
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun
Special forces
Me and my friend are walking we see a kid my friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents he said yeah I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
What do you call an Asian that was born to early
Wong Tai Ming
I went to the orphanage and yelled your mama jokes
From your mom
What is the difference between a rock and my gf. One is rock hard and the other is Dwayne Johnson
Why cant Orphans play baseball? They cant find home
When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it. Because it’s empty inside
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
If I slap an orphan what will it do tell its parents?🤣😂🤣😂
There is an upside to being an orphan... every bag of chips is family size
Lung story short... ahqhahahah
If I slap an orphan what will it do tell its parents?😂🤣😂🤣