What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
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I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White Vans
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term,"red skin appreciation".
Kill yourself in anyway. Im killing myself the HIGHway.
I'll never forget my Grandads last words...SON WHERE DID U GET A GRENADE FROM?!
Did you know there was a record for quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds
Rape is such a disgusting act. Without a condom, that is.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself. It's really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell", I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma. Why is that man in a box?" and she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "WHAT KIND OF BOX DID HE LIVE IN BEFORE?! HOW IS THIS BOX BETTER THAN THE LAST ONE?! IT'S JUST A BOX!" And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Jesus saved me from eternal fate. But I didn't want to get saved I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.
you call it a school shooting. I call it an unfair shootout.
bring out your weapons people. it's bullying time.
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kill yourself in anyway. Im doing it the HIGHway.
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I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling. He never came back the next day, says the local news.