The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven? Both of them.