little johnny woke up at midnight on xmas eve to santa with his pants down on top of his mom he then said ho ho OH YEAH!!!
THERE IS A BIG HOT DOG IN UR ANUS
my step mom walked in naked once i sky rocketed that day i was 12
your mom is so ugly even shrek ran away from her
Jesus has a twisted humor kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah i almost forgot add razors that stick out there feet