A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow moving business.
A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
What do French ducks say? Quoi quoi.
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.