Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
RapBoat
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad? Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept SPITTING ICE
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his FLOW
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow