Stephen Hawking’s death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
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What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted? Nothing.. wife couldn’t tell.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man.. he had an affair with Alexa.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
I met him once but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.