Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss and they do t know what can’t hurt them.
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Why don’t violists play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of peoples houses? They can’t find the key and don’t know when to come in.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?” Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
What’s the difference between a onion and a viola? No one cries when they cut up the viola
What’s the difference between a violin and viola? The viola burns longer