What do you call a deer who is funny Diralious
Nivedh jha
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Umm what joke should I make
Slow and steady wins the race
If wishes were horses Beggars would ride: If turnips were watches I would wear one by my side. And if if’s and an’s were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Peppa pig like pandemics
What is a difference between a cow and a chicken
Its white and its brown
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
Foxy the fox the was a careless fox she didn't care about her friend Froggy Froggy was a careful frog One day froggy dicided to teach the fox a lesson Foxy was in her bed sleeping When froggy made her room an entire mess She got up and then the mother berated her up for not cleaning her room From now she is a careful fox
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Ganesha is a elephant
Roses are red shut up and go to bed
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
Q:how would a chicken leave A:through the exit
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why